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hudry hudry | 2010-10-06 13:55:55
to teda nechápu
to teda nechápu
smajlík | 2010-06-21 22:08:23
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahnaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jak udělat z coca-coly pepsi colu:vemeš si brčko Daš to do koly kousneš a saješ, pak pepsi.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahnaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jak udělat z coca-coly pepsi colu:vemeš si brčko Daš to do koly kousneš a saješ, pak pepsi.
k | 2010-05-22 12:54:14
drsny
drsny
llll | 2010-05-22 12:52:17
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hhh | 2010-05-22 12:50:55
jhhhh
jhhhh
jkk | 2010-05-22 12:50:20
kkk
kkk
JAANA | 2010-03-04 15:36:56
JIFIFÁIJUJVÝ UFUÝÁBKÝ ÝLKDÁFDJÝFII ÁIÁÁFIIKIIGÍÍOIBÍ ÍÍBOÍÍKÁ, GKI.JFJIIVM.ÝVJJ.ZHK,UG.JKG-----GP-NOONÚ-٧GIGKKIB,UÁBKKKBÝ,UUUGJUHIIINKLLOBPDHHVH
JIFIFÁIJUJVÝ UFUÝÁBKÝ ÝLKDÁFDJÝFII ÁIÁÁFIIKIIGÍÍOIBÍ ÍÍBOÍÍKÁ, GKI.JFJIIVM.ÝVJJ.ZHK,UG.JKG-----GP-NOONÚ-٧GIGKKIB,UÁBKKKBÝ,UUUGJUHIIINKLLOBPDHHVH
k | 2010-02-16 19:57:41
dá se
dá se
xD | 2010-02-08 20:05:52
hej zamoc diskuze:-D
hej zamoc diskuze:-D
anca | 2009-12-13 19:10:21
cau lidi jak se mate
cau lidi jak se mate
karel | 2009-12-12 10:24:11
adelo ty drž hubu ten tvuj vtim je na sračky
adelo ty drž hubu ten tvuj vtim je na sračky
uherák | 2009-12-04 21:54:48
dobrý
dobrý
adelka | 2009-12-03 19:59:27
Hele jo: Vojáci mají školení o minách a jeden vojín se ptá:Pane veliteli co máme udělat když šlápneme na minu? Standartní postup vojíne vyskočit deset metrů do výšky arozptýlit se po okolí.
Hele jo: Vojáci mají školení o minách a jeden vojín se ptá:Pane veliteli co máme udělat když šlápneme na minu? Standartní postup vojíne vyskočit deset metrů do výšky arozptýlit se po okolí.
adelka | 2009-12-03 19:54:55
To je dost ubohej vtip zajíčku
To je dost ubohej vtip zajíčku
petšopák kočka | 2009-11-28 12:45:45
no já jsem petšopk kočka a jdu nakupovat do píííííčy
no já jsem petšopk kočka a jdu nakupovat do píííííčy
terka | 2009-11-14 20:36:03
libař de na lov a ulovi zlatou rybku a tamu rekne:ribaři nech me plavat a splnim ti 3 přani rybař řekne neser a rybyčka za 3 dny praskne
libař de na lov a ulovi zlatou rybku a tamu rekne:ribaři nech me plavat a splnim ti 3 přani rybař řekne neser a rybyčka za 3 dny praskne
terka | 2009-11-14 20:34:08
tak to je dobrej vtipek
tak to je dobrej vtipek
zajíček | 2009-11-09 13:52:42
Jednoho dne se zajíček rozhdne,že půjde na medvěda a cestou si zpívá:Já jdu na medvěda,Já jdu na medvěda a cestou potká lišku a ta se ho ptá:Ty se ho nebojíš? Zajíček neodpoví a jde dál a cestou si zpívá:Já jdu na medvěda,Já jdu na medvěda .Cestou potká zajíce a ten se ho ptá:Ty se ho nebojíš?Zajíček neodpoví a a cestou si zpívá:Já jdu na medvěda,Já jdu na medvěda.jde dál.Cestou potká medvěda a ten se ho ptá:Ty se mě nebojíš? Zajíček odpoví:Já jdu na maliny plácám voloviny.
Jednoho dne se zajíček rozhdne,že půjde na medvěda a cestou si zpívá:Já jdu na medvěda,Já jdu na medvěda a cestou potká lišku a ta se ho ptá:Ty se ho nebojíš? Zajíček neodpoví a jde dál a cestou si zpívá:Já jdu na medvěda,Já jdu na medvěda .Cestou potká zajíce a ten se ho ptá:Ty se ho nebojíš?Zajíček neodpoví a a cestou si zpívá:Já jdu na medvěda,Já jdu na medvěda.jde dál.Cestou potká medvěda a ten se ho ptá:Ty se mě nebojíš? Zajíček odpoví:Já jdu na maliny plácám voloviny.
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